Okay so obviously I'm back and I'm angry. So it seems like its about time to teach you how to have roommates MY WAY.
So I'm a second year college student, and over my first year/summer I had three sets of roommates and I'm going to lay it down about every single experience.
FIRST experience-
I lived on a residence- "New Rez" as we call it. I moved into Building 3, Floor 4. This was by far my most terrible- but thankfully short experience. We had a roommate who was literally drunk everyday. I don't even know why she came to college. Literally a month and a half straight- every SINGLE day. She didn't do her dishes, she came home late and woke people up multiple times. So I got cheated on and broken up with in the first week of college- on my birthday, so I spent most of my time in my room doing homework, watching netflix and sleeping. As soon as I knew it, all of my other roommates started coming out of their shells and they started partying with the drunk bitch. The weekend of thanksgiving they all had a party on the thursday night, while I slept in my room. On friday I was going to a friends for the weekend because we were both staying at college. After class on friday I went home- and Literally it was disgusting. sticky floors from alcohol spills, shot glass circles on the table, plates in the living room, dishes in the sink. I was like fuck this. I picked up my shit and I left. After That weekend things just went down hill so far. Drunk bitch ended up starting a rumour that I tried to kill myself and she saw empty pill bottles all over my floor, and empty alcohol botttles, and she said that I was wearing blood stained clothes. ALL of that was total bullshit. I was sitting in my room, talking to a security guard crying because I had noone else and They were just being mean to me. After this occasion, DRUNK BITCH decides to go a rez council meeting and say that everyone on rez should watch out for me because I threatened to kill her and that she hadn't slept in 3 days. Fucking absolute bullshit. Once I found this out I was FURIOUS so i reported it to the office and I ended up getting a room change.
SECOND experience ( the best one)
So after living with drunk bitch I ended up moving to building 6, floor 3- which happened to be my friend Julia's room, and another girl from my program. This room was amazing- but obviously it had its drama. In this room we had a cleaning schedule- with 2 chores a week. I became good friends with my roommate Jessie, whom I have had many ups and downs with. Jessie and I became close over.. Secretive circumstances, and when secrets started to be exposed infront of people I was not pleased with- our friendship abruptly ended.For the most part we were fine ignoring each other and having the occasional cat fight, or me holding her hair back while she was drunk.Thankfully- after a long period apart- Jessie and I slowly came back together and are good friends to this day. After the semester ended we sadly had to move back home- But I was coming back for the summer...
THIRD experience
...So I moved into "Old rez" which is down the hill from new rez. This time, since it was the summer- instead of having 5 roommates- I had 2. Simona, my friend, and an international student from India. This - however good the experience was- was disgusting. Neither of them, as nice as they were cleaned up after themselves and I found myself disgusted with my place of living.
NOW.
Now I have 5 roommates again and I decided- after discussing it with ALL of them that we would have a chore chart- so I bought one. I set it up last night because I was so excited about it. One of my roommates who has the flappy-est jaws I've ever seen told me that 2 of my "party animal" roommates were not pleased with the chore chart. Well fuck them I say. I discussed it with every person. You do one chore a week- and you don't have to do that chore for another 6 weeks. Im sick and tired of living with childish people who think that because they go out alot they have a free pass to not help out. We have COMMON living areas (kitchen, living room and bathroom) and so they are not specifically everyone cleaning up after themselves ( something that they claim to do, but I have yet to see). It actually makes me furious that these first year students who act like they can do whatever they want think that they don't have to respect common living areas and help out. We all live together- don't fucking make it crappy. I'm not asking a lot.
Pretty much I just hate everyone. LOL. but I'm going to watch an episode of Breaking Bad ( my new netflix addiction) and go to sleep because I am exhausted!
I hope you now can see it MY WAY.
xo Allyson.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
Lesson 1- Fangirls
Okay- So I decided I'm going to start writing a blog again because quite frankly I think I can be a genius of a writer sometimes... As the word genius comes up on spell check. LOL
Listen. There's gunna be some rules here.
1) Don't correct my grammar. I could care less. If spell check doesn't notify me, I cannot be bothered to care.
2) If you don't like my opinions, don't read what I have to say
3) Realize that this is supposed to be a window into my experiences and feelings so some topics might get sensitive. I don't believe that I should be judged on my past, but I should be judged on who I am because of my past.
Now that we've got this rolling I might as well give you a nice little throw back to the first time I didn't really understand why the world didn't work my way. Now a lot of people are probably going to judge me and call me selfish for wanting my way.. But you know what? Screw you people . That is all.
Okay so growing up I have formed quite a large amount of anger towards people with the name ASHLEY. Now you are probably thinking why.. Well obviously. It probably all goes back to kindergarten. This girl Ashley decided we would play this fun game where you walk up to someone and slap them in the chin really hard to make your jaw hurt/ make you bite your tongue or hurt your teeth. Now- If anyone came up to me and did that I would unleash a side of me that no one has ever seen. I know what your thinking.. Allyson why the hell would you hate the whole population of Ashley's just because of this? In response, all I can say is just wait for it. I have so many stories to tell.
So anyway. It's 7:30 in the morning here and I was just laying in bed after watching the worst documentary I have ever seen. And I was like.. Who even approved this for television. It was a documentary about one direction's crazy fans. Girls were crying hysterically.
These are several problems I had with this documentary
1- A girl said she got braces as a fashion statement - just because Niall has them. Like are you serious? I don't know about in the UK but in Canada, That shit is expensive. Why would anyone get braces just because? Like it actually aggravates me that people like me are in college with about 200$ left to my name actually need a 2000$ wisdom teeth surgery (among other things)- And some random girl in the UK got braces just because? LOAD OF CRAP.
2- A girl said she'd kill her friend to see one direction... But seriously? Like I know it's a common saying to be like "oh I'd kill to do that" but there is a fine line and it was crossed. One girl said she'd kill a goat.. I'm sorry but how is killing a goat going to help you see one direction- let alone how is killing another human going to help you? Yaa... That's what I thought.. and just when you think you've seen the worst of the worst they show video clips of some random.. probably 14 year old girl saying she'd kill Taylor Swift because she's no good for Harry Styles. Who are you to say who's good for anyone else? Who are you to think that you can control someone else's life? All you 14 year old hardcore fans out there- LISTEN UP.
Ya 1D is a cool band with hot guys in it- but the thing is, is that they are just like every other guy. Would you want people showing up at your house? Following your every move? Trying to determine if you are allowed to date someone or not? I don't think anyone would. ALSO just a memo that ALL MEMBERS OF ONE DIRECTION ARE OVER 19. And by this, I'm trying to explain to all of you who don't yet have fully developed brains- That there is no way they would date or marry or sleep with you. If you are under 16 please God lower your expectations. There are LAWS that prevent things like 14 year olds with 19 year olds for a reason.. Like have you even hit puberty yet?
3- THIS PISSED ME OFF. This one girl was like I don't think Harry's Family likes it much when we hang outside there house- but I don't care. Like I swear I could have gone through my computer screen and slapped her. Some people need to learn RESPECT. If someone doesn't like something- don't do it.. Didn't your mother teach you anything? The band's families should be left alone. Another thing that pissed me off was at the part where they showed the big announcement at Wembley and a woman came out of the building and girls FLOCKED her screaming and asking if she knew the boys. Please check yourself.
4- I couldn't believe the desperation in some of these girls. Some of them seriously wouldn't even look up from their phone/computer screen when they were being interviewed. I'm sorry but when I was fourteen I was spending my time playing outside and hanging out with friends.It actually frustrates me beyond belief younger and younger kids have become reliant on the internet for everything. When I was young I was playing outside on my trampoline, or playing pretend Mario with my cousins( I was always Princess Peach). Now when I babysit all the kids want is to play on the computer or play DS... whatever happened to barbies, and trucks and sandboxes? Everything pure about childhood has been taken away. Now all kids want is Angry birds, Moshi Monsters and game systems. Now your going to be like..but Allyson you just talked about Mario .. Ya well we played pretend. outside. on walks to school. in the car. We were not allowed to sit inside and stare at a computer screen until drool was coming down our faces.
Moving along from my rant I'd still like to focus on my first "way" if you will. If I had it MY WAY people would treat EVERY BAND- not just 1D like normal people. Which they are. Oh yes, I know they are celebrities but really that's their job. Say you worked at McDonalds and all of a sudden you were famous and MILLIONS of people were showing up at your work just to get their order taken by you.. Wouldn't that be a little much? Being singers is their job- cut them a little slack. When you have millions of people trying to meet you, it's obvious that you aren't going to meet all of them. It's a sad but true fact. I mean by all means , continue sleeping outside their hotels if you want- continue trying to stalk their every move... Just know it really won't get you anywhere in the long run. You might be lucky to meet them. But you also are making their life harder. When people start forming crowds that's dangerous. Do you really think the boys are just going to walk into a mob of screaming girls? Girls who probably don't have a problem ripping their clothes, pulling at their hair, scratching at each other trying to get attention. I don't know about all of you but I would be pissed if anyone ripped my clothes or pulled my hair. I really believe that not a lot of people in this generation take the time to sit back and reflect on their actions as a whole. Because if everyone saw it MY WAY then I'm pretty sure life would be a lot easier.
Listen. There's gunna be some rules here.
1) Don't correct my grammar. I could care less. If spell check doesn't notify me, I cannot be bothered to care.
2) If you don't like my opinions, don't read what I have to say
3) Realize that this is supposed to be a window into my experiences and feelings so some topics might get sensitive. I don't believe that I should be judged on my past, but I should be judged on who I am because of my past.
Now that we've got this rolling I might as well give you a nice little throw back to the first time I didn't really understand why the world didn't work my way. Now a lot of people are probably going to judge me and call me selfish for wanting my way.. But you know what? Screw you people . That is all.
Okay so growing up I have formed quite a large amount of anger towards people with the name ASHLEY. Now you are probably thinking why.. Well obviously. It probably all goes back to kindergarten. This girl Ashley decided we would play this fun game where you walk up to someone and slap them in the chin really hard to make your jaw hurt/ make you bite your tongue or hurt your teeth. Now- If anyone came up to me and did that I would unleash a side of me that no one has ever seen. I know what your thinking.. Allyson why the hell would you hate the whole population of Ashley's just because of this? In response, all I can say is just wait for it. I have so many stories to tell.
So anyway. It's 7:30 in the morning here and I was just laying in bed after watching the worst documentary I have ever seen. And I was like.. Who even approved this for television. It was a documentary about one direction's crazy fans. Girls were crying hysterically.
These are several problems I had with this documentary
1- A girl said she got braces as a fashion statement - just because Niall has them. Like are you serious? I don't know about in the UK but in Canada, That shit is expensive. Why would anyone get braces just because? Like it actually aggravates me that people like me are in college with about 200$ left to my name actually need a 2000$ wisdom teeth surgery (among other things)- And some random girl in the UK got braces just because? LOAD OF CRAP.
2- A girl said she'd kill her friend to see one direction... But seriously? Like I know it's a common saying to be like "oh I'd kill to do that" but there is a fine line and it was crossed. One girl said she'd kill a goat.. I'm sorry but how is killing a goat going to help you see one direction- let alone how is killing another human going to help you? Yaa... That's what I thought.. and just when you think you've seen the worst of the worst they show video clips of some random.. probably 14 year old girl saying she'd kill Taylor Swift because she's no good for Harry Styles. Who are you to say who's good for anyone else? Who are you to think that you can control someone else's life? All you 14 year old hardcore fans out there- LISTEN UP.
Ya 1D is a cool band with hot guys in it- but the thing is, is that they are just like every other guy. Would you want people showing up at your house? Following your every move? Trying to determine if you are allowed to date someone or not? I don't think anyone would. ALSO just a memo that ALL MEMBERS OF ONE DIRECTION ARE OVER 19. And by this, I'm trying to explain to all of you who don't yet have fully developed brains- That there is no way they would date or marry or sleep with you. If you are under 16 please God lower your expectations. There are LAWS that prevent things like 14 year olds with 19 year olds for a reason.. Like have you even hit puberty yet?
3- THIS PISSED ME OFF. This one girl was like I don't think Harry's Family likes it much when we hang outside there house- but I don't care. Like I swear I could have gone through my computer screen and slapped her. Some people need to learn RESPECT. If someone doesn't like something- don't do it.. Didn't your mother teach you anything? The band's families should be left alone. Another thing that pissed me off was at the part where they showed the big announcement at Wembley and a woman came out of the building and girls FLOCKED her screaming and asking if she knew the boys. Please check yourself.
4- I couldn't believe the desperation in some of these girls. Some of them seriously wouldn't even look up from their phone/computer screen when they were being interviewed. I'm sorry but when I was fourteen I was spending my time playing outside and hanging out with friends.It actually frustrates me beyond belief younger and younger kids have become reliant on the internet for everything. When I was young I was playing outside on my trampoline, or playing pretend Mario with my cousins( I was always Princess Peach). Now when I babysit all the kids want is to play on the computer or play DS... whatever happened to barbies, and trucks and sandboxes? Everything pure about childhood has been taken away. Now all kids want is Angry birds, Moshi Monsters and game systems. Now your going to be like..but Allyson you just talked about Mario .. Ya well we played pretend. outside. on walks to school. in the car. We were not allowed to sit inside and stare at a computer screen until drool was coming down our faces.
Moving along from my rant I'd still like to focus on my first "way" if you will. If I had it MY WAY people would treat EVERY BAND- not just 1D like normal people. Which they are. Oh yes, I know they are celebrities but really that's their job. Say you worked at McDonalds and all of a sudden you were famous and MILLIONS of people were showing up at your work just to get their order taken by you.. Wouldn't that be a little much? Being singers is their job- cut them a little slack. When you have millions of people trying to meet you, it's obvious that you aren't going to meet all of them. It's a sad but true fact. I mean by all means , continue sleeping outside their hotels if you want- continue trying to stalk their every move... Just know it really won't get you anywhere in the long run. You might be lucky to meet them. But you also are making their life harder. When people start forming crowds that's dangerous. Do you really think the boys are just going to walk into a mob of screaming girls? Girls who probably don't have a problem ripping their clothes, pulling at their hair, scratching at each other trying to get attention. I don't know about all of you but I would be pissed if anyone ripped my clothes or pulled my hair. I really believe that not a lot of people in this generation take the time to sit back and reflect on their actions as a whole. Because if everyone saw it MY WAY then I'm pretty sure life would be a lot easier.
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